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Happy birthday, herohunter! [Jun. 5th, 2010|12:06 am]
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Happy birthday, herohunter! Here's a little Lex/Clark/Dean action for you, as the Supernatural boys visit Smallville to solve...



Lex: "You shall be mine. All of you..."
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"Our next case is a cake theft? You got to be kidding me, Sammy!"
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"It was forty cakes, Dean! Cakes are important to people. And they take a lot of time to decorate."
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"Dean, you take the lead on this one. My bangs need a trim."
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"Mr. Luthor, I'm Agent Jim Morrison, Pastry Fraud division."
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"No, you're not! I know every agent in the Pastry Fraud Division and you're NOT one of them."
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"If Luthor isn't talking, maybe I'll try his boy toy instead! Hey, "boy toy" is a poem."
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Clark: "If you're an FBI agent, why are you wearing a Coach's jacket?"
Dean: "Because pastry-dependency is a serious problem among young athletes today. Now, tell me everything you know about Lex Luthor's cake habit!"
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"Lex wouldn't take someone else's cake! How can you say that?"
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"You....you don't even know Lex!" *emotional*
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"I know he took those cakes, pretty boy, and in your heart of hearts, you know it too!"
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"Lex. tell me the truth. Did you steal forty cakes?"
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Lex: "You don't trust me, Clark? Then search me! Rip off my clothes! Search me all over for any trace of those cakes!"
Clark: "Fine! I WILL!"
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"Yes. YES. Keep searching...right there, Clark. Closer....OHOHOH! YES!"
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"Clark!ClarkClark!Clark!CAKE!Clark!Clark!Clark!"
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Later...

"I know you took those cakes, Lex. I won't tell. But from now on, you'll get your baking from MY KITCHEN ONLY!"
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"Uh, hi Agent-Coach-Cake-dude? Lex didn't do it. He was with me the whole time..."
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"Well, that was a waste of time. And I didn't even get laid...."
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"Dean! A giant demonic doughnut has been sighted near the Canadian border!"
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"We're on it!"
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ASH! I hope you have a wonderful day.

'caps by acampbell and Supernatural screencaps.
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[User Picture]From: lexalicious70
2010-06-05 04:14 am (UTC)
"You take the lead on this one, my bangs need a trim."

As much as I don't watch SPN or anything, that made me laugh so hard I woke up my dog.

This is so awesome . . . very clever, funny, and cute! Awesome stuff!


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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-06-05 04:31 am (UTC)
YAY! Thanks, hon!

A consistent element of Supernatural is that Sam ALWAYS needs a haircut!
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[User Picture]From: twinsarein
2010-06-05 04:17 am (UTC)
Oh, God! I think your picstory gave me a hernia from laughing so hard. Hysterical - Sammy's long bangs, Clark getting all emotional, Agent Dean in a coach's jacket, Lex telling Clark to tear off all his clothes... Just bloody brilliant.
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-06-05 04:32 am (UTC)
Thank you!

More episodes of SPN should feature Sam getting a haircut in the middle - I always yell at my screen about that!

Lex looks forward to many more nights of "hunt the pastry!" with Clark.
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[User Picture]From: dreamwvr73
2010-06-05 04:18 am (UTC)
BAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! Ali Luthor and the 40 cakes! XD! Man that was the best! Happy Birthday Ash!! XD
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-06-05 04:32 am (UTC)
Thank you!

Ali Luthor and the 40 cakes!
And yet he stays so sexy & slender!
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[User Picture]From: herohunter
2010-06-06 12:40 am (UTC)
Thanks, babe!!
♥ ♥ ♥
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[User Picture]From: cinderella81
2010-06-05 04:18 am (UTC)
"You take the lead on this one, my bangs need a trim."

That made me laugh so hard!!!!!! *giggles*

So funny and awesome!
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-06-05 04:33 am (UTC)
Thank you!

Sam always needs a haircut! Someday the SPN boys will meet a demon barber and I will be very pleased.
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[User Picture]From: cinderella81
2010-06-05 04:37 am (UTC)
Um ... yeah, that would be very awesome and funny *g*
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[User Picture]From: herohunter
2010-06-05 04:26 am (UTC)
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

OMG, so much win!!

THANKS, babe, I loved it!!

Clark was just perfect in "You....you don't even know Lex!" *emotional* and of course Dean and Lex with the Pastry Fraud Division won me over!! Best story EVER!!

You ROCK, Tas



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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-06-05 04:34 am (UTC)
Glad you liked it Birthday Girl, and hope you have an absolutely awesome day! ♥

If Dean had a little more initiative, he'd have patted Lex down for cake evidence himself. Lazy Dean, no Lex for you!
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[User Picture]From: herohunter
2010-06-06 12:38 am (UTC)
hahah, OMG, so true!! Lex and cakes? I'm not sure Dean could handle without exploding from desire!!!

You're the best!!!

♥ ♥ ♥
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[User Picture]From: rosy5000
2010-06-05 05:01 am (UTC)
*giggles* Clark must have been VERY thorough in searching Lex for the cake. ;) Lex certainly seemed to enjoy it. ;)
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-06-05 06:29 pm (UTC)
Clark had to inspect every inch of Lex's silky skin with his eyes, hands and tongue!
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[User Picture]From: christina_kat
2010-06-05 12:36 pm (UTC)
That was awesome! You are so good and so are the boys.
LOL
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-06-05 06:29 pm (UTC)
Thank you! They are VERY GOOD boys.
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[User Picture]From: lapetite_kiki
2010-06-05 01:58 pm (UTC)
Hahaha!!!
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-06-05 06:29 pm (UTC)
♥ ♥ ♥
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[User Picture]From: ctbn60
2010-06-05 03:12 pm (UTC)
This was too funny!! Totally wonderful. I can't stop giggling!! Those captures of Lex are perfect with Clark! hehe!!
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-06-05 06:30 pm (UTC)
Lex is delighted to give Clark a reason to strip search him, the naughty boy!
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[User Picture]From: roxymissrose
2010-06-05 04:20 pm (UTC)
*CRIES LAUGHING SO EFFING HARD*

you are an absolute *genius*!!!!
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-06-05 06:30 pm (UTC)
Thank you, sweetie!
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[User Picture]From: complicat
2010-06-05 08:26 pm (UTC)
This is genius!

Pastry Fraud division

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Because pastry-dependency is a serious problem among young athletes today Heheh! If only Dean had thought a little quicker he could have insisted on strip searching Lex himself, and Clark as well just in case he was in on it!
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-06-05 10:29 pm (UTC)
Thank you!

If only Dean had thought a little quicker he could have insisted on strip searching Lex himself, and Clark as well just in case he was in on it!
This is why YOU would be a far better addition to the pastry fraud division than Dean! Silly boy.
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[User Picture]From: xparrot
2010-06-05 10:26 pm (UTC)
WAHAHAHAH Pastry Fraud division! XDDDD
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-06-05 10:28 pm (UTC)
I WANT TO WORK THERE!
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[User Picture]From: earthseed_fic
2010-06-06 12:52 am (UTC)
HEE!!! I love that Lex knows all the agents from the Pastry Fraud Division. Dean needs more Lex-incredulity in his life. And sweet sweet Clark--"You dont even know Lex!" Hee! Brilliant as usual.
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-06-06 06:38 pm (UTC)
Thank you!

And sweet sweet Clark--"You dont even know Lex!"
Clark will make sure that Lex gets all the cake, and all the Clark, that he can handle!

Dean needs more Lex-incredulity in his life.
Heh, yes he does. Lex is so not fooled!
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