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How Lex got his memories back! Happy birthday christina_kat! [May. 25th, 2011|10:07 pm]
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Happy birthday christina_kat! When last we saw Lex....he didn't have his memories. Fortunately, Clark's going to help him out with that!



I know Tess meant well. But I hate that Lex doesn't remember me. I'm going to help him get his memories back!
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"You'll have to excuse me. Have we met before? My past is a bit of a haze..."
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"Yes, we've known each other....very long and very well."
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"Are we married? A google search shows that I marry a lot of people."
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"No. But I'd like to help you remember, Lex."
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"First of all: I'm Clark. This is my barn. You like showing up here unannounced."
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"This is the hospital. We go here every week."
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"This is coffee. You have a really complicated order and they always get it wrong. But I always remember."
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"I'm good at billiards? Do you play too, Clark?"
"No, I mostly just watch you."
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"And this is you leaving the hospital after your weekly visit and going to work, where you only do ethical things and don't keep any secrets from me ever."
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"I think the memories are starting to return, Clark. If only there was some way of giving my body a little extra stimulation..."
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"Are you sure this is helping, Lex?"
"I think...it is. Memories...slowly...returning. Could you jiggle your knee that way again?"
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"What are we doing now, Clark?"
"We're arguing. Sometimes you step over the line, Lex, and it's my duty to stop you!"
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"Do you always rip my shirt open when we argue?"
"It's the only way you'll LEARN, Lex."
"Clark, get me to a bed - NOW!"
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THE NEXT MORNING

"Clark, I have to confess something...I had my memories all along."
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"The Lex that Tess met, that wasn't me. It was another clone. I put him on a plane to Luxembourg. I thought he'd like it there because "Luxembourg" almost starts with Lex"...
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"Lex, please! I figured it out in the first five minutes! You think I wouldn't be able to tell the difference between some Lionel-hearted clone and MY Lex? I know you, inside and out. The way you move, the smell of your skin, the rhythm of your heartbeat. Now, roll onto your tummy so I can....you know....teach you to never "forget" me again!"
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THE END

Have a fabulous birthday, darling! 'caps by acampbell!
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[User Picture]From: sue_dreams
2011-05-26 03:11 am (UTC)
"This is the hospital, we go here every week."

You are brilliant.
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2011-05-27 12:34 am (UTC)
The hospital is practically a character itself!
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[User Picture]From: ctbn60
2011-05-26 03:48 am (UTC)
This is awesome! Happy birthday ck!
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[User Picture]From: christina_kat
2011-05-26 02:01 pm (UTC)
Thanks hon :)
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[User Picture]From: rosy5000
2011-05-26 03:53 am (UTC)
The hospital made me literally LOL! *g*

More of their arguments needed to end up with them naked. ;)

I hope they practice helping Lex keep his memories a lot. hee
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2011-05-27 12:35 am (UTC)
More of their arguments needed to end up with them naked. ;)
One way to keep the peace!

I hope they practice helping Lex keep his memories a lot.
Lex will pretend to forget and Clark will "remind" him!
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[User Picture]From: roxymissrose
2011-05-26 07:00 am (UTC)
I echo everyone else--the hospital bit cracked me up!

Isn't it so kind of Clark to help his friend regain his memory--so selfless that Clark! ;)
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2011-05-27 12:37 am (UTC)
They needed a special Clark entrance at that hospital for him to speed in & out!

Isn't it so kind of Clark to help his friend regain his memory--so selfless that Clark!
He's a giver!
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[User Picture]From: seagull2eagle
2011-05-26 07:30 am (UTC)
I was going to quote the hospital, but it's already quoted. LOL. What a *wonderful* way to get his memories back! ^_______^
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2011-05-27 12:37 am (UTC)
What a *wonderful* way to get his memories back!
I really can't think of a more enjoyable way!
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[User Picture]From: xparrot
2011-05-26 09:08 am (UTC)
"Are we married? A google search shows that I marry a lot of people."

XDXDXDXD

...and then the end actually made me aww ^^;

Even if the show's ended, you'll still do these, right? They're so much better than the canon was anyway! XP
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2011-05-27 12:40 am (UTC)
Thank you! It's always fun to bend such pretty men to my will!

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[User Picture]From: jakrar
2011-05-26 09:57 am (UTC)
Pure awesomeness!
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2011-05-27 12:40 am (UTC)
Thank you!
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[User Picture]From: jlvsclrk
2011-05-26 11:42 am (UTC)
LOL. Love it!
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2011-05-27 12:40 am (UTC)
Aw, snow Clex!
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[User Picture]From: bagheera_san
2011-05-26 12:23 pm (UTC)
Of course Lex googles himself.

Also, my favourite bit: I'm Clark. This is my barn.
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2011-05-27 12:41 am (UTC)
Of course Lex googles himself.
That was rather a flaw in the finale...Lex could probably assemble his entire history in a day or so!
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[User Picture]From: suzycat
2011-05-26 12:45 pm (UTC)
A google search shows that I marry a lot of people
Snort.

LOVES.
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2011-05-27 12:41 am (UTC)
Thank you!
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[User Picture]From: christina_kat
2011-05-26 02:00 pm (UTC)
Awww Thank you so much :) I love this picspam.
You're so awesome.

"This is the hospital, we go here every week."
"Are we married? A google search shows that I marry a lot of people."

hahaha These lines killed me.
Of course Lex had his memories all along. He's so sneaky, and Clark played his game.Love it! ;)

Thanks sweetie.
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2011-05-27 12:42 am (UTC)
Hope you had an awesome birthday!

Of course Lex had his memories all along. He's so sneaky, and Clark played his game.
They are always a match for each other!
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[User Picture]From: gildinwen
2011-05-27 02:33 am (UTC)
Lex googling himself cracked me up!!!! And AWww Clark will always know the real Lex!!!
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2011-05-28 03:02 am (UTC)
Lex is so smart :) And yes, Clark can always tell!
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[User Picture]From: twilighthdfan
2011-05-27 06:52 am (UTC)
LMAO. This was brilliant. I loved this line: "This is the hospital. We go here every week.".
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2011-05-28 03:02 am (UTC)
Thank you!
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2011-05-28 03:01 am (UTC)
Clark is so sensible: don't misbehave or I'll undress you! (So please misbehave!)
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[User Picture]From: eeyore1017
2011-05-28 11:27 am (UTC)
What a great story! :-)

Happy Belated Birthday to Christina! I'm sorry I missed it. I hope it was a good one.
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2011-05-29 02:44 am (UTC)
Thank you!
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