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Happy Birthday jlvsclrk! Tom: Golf Course Freedom Fighter [Apr. 2nd, 2012|08:20 pm]
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Tom spent all weekend photogenically playing golf but alas, not announcing any new projects. So I decided to pretend the golf photos are, in fact, Tom filming a movie, in celebration of jlvsclrk's birthday.



"Since I spent ten years playing an alien on Smallville, for my current role, I decided to play a character forced to defend a golf course against an alien invasion."
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"My character is called Jack Packer...Jack after legendary golfer Jack Nicklaus and "Packer" because he's always packing."
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"Jack doesn't know how or when the Aliens will attack, just that they're coming. Maybe they'll come from the sky..."
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"Or they could drive."
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"They could even resemble harmless children. Jack checks everyone's ID just to be safe."
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"Jack's only weapons are his mighty drive - take THAT aliens!"
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"His hypnotic hands...."
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"And a wicked sense of humour!"
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"Jack's got a team - almost like the "A Team!" Guys want to be him..."
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"The ladies want to be with him..."
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"Some guys want to be with him too..."
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"But he's still looking for that special someone, you know? His soul-mate."
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"I've got your back, Clark, I mean Tom, I mean JACK!"
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(The sad thing is, I would totally watch this. Tom, back to work NOW, please!)

Happy Birthday jlvsclrk! Hope it's a great day!

'caps via tariel22 and acampbell
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[User Picture]From: jeannev
2012-04-03 12:37 am (UTC)
Thats wonderful.

Wishing a very Happy Birthday to Ms jlvsclrk
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2012-04-03 01:36 am (UTC)
Thank you! The bounty of pics was lovely this weekend (though I'm still missing the departed Tom-fangs.)
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[User Picture]From: earthseed_fic
2012-04-03 12:55 am (UTC)
(The sad thing is, I would totally watch this. Tom, back to work NOW, please!)

Me too
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2012-04-03 01:37 am (UTC)
I know: do something, baby. ANYTHING.
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[User Picture]From: netlynn
2012-04-03 01:21 am (UTC)
This post is made of awesome! \o/
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2012-04-03 01:37 am (UTC)
Thank you! That's a lovely tulip icon.
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[User Picture]From: ctbn60
2012-04-03 01:23 am (UTC)
Lol I LOVE the ending! Happy birthday jlvsclrk.
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2012-04-03 01:37 am (UTC)
It wouldn't be a Tom-spam without Michael sneaking in!
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[User Picture]From: roxymissrose
2012-04-03 01:38 am (UTC)
Heee! What a great birthday gift for jlvsclrk!
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2012-04-03 01:42 am (UTC)
Thank you! (Not as great as Tom announcing a new role or being photographed in his bathing suit, but hopefully those pleasures await!)
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[User Picture]From: rosy5000
2012-04-03 04:07 am (UTC)
LOL This would make an awesome movie! I'd watch it. :D
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2012-04-03 09:39 pm (UTC)
I'm pretty undemanding when it comes to Tom on film - if it's him, on camera, I'm there!
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[User Picture]From: twinsarein
2012-04-03 04:12 am (UTC)
Unf! Doesn't he look good? So delicious, and I love your story. Especially with Lex at the end. Very fun, and a wonderful bday present for jlvsclrk.
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2012-04-03 09:39 pm (UTC)
Thank you! He's looking amazing which is why it's time for him to put that gorgeous face & body back onscreen!
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[User Picture]From: tariel22
2012-04-03 06:13 am (UTC)
The ending was the best part! I love your story. It was much more entertaining than anything that actually happened on that golf course. I haven't given up hope on the job front, I remain optimistic that we'll hear about a new project any day now.

Tom sure looked pretty out there in the sun. He's still flawless and beautiful.
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2012-04-03 09:41 pm (UTC)
Very predictable ending :)

Tom sure looked pretty out there in the sun. He's still flawless and beautiful.
He sure is! Thank goodness for all the helpful golfers who made him pose for photos - and big thanks to you for finding them all!

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[User Picture]From: lapetite_kiki
2012-04-03 02:49 pm (UTC)
Hehehe!!!
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2012-04-03 09:44 pm (UTC)
Thanks :)
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[User Picture]From: complicat
2012-04-03 08:00 pm (UTC)
Hee!

I like his purple shirt. Very Lexian. Clearly a signal to his gofl-course-defence soulmate.

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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2012-04-03 09:43 pm (UTC)
I love when Tom wears purple & Michael wears plaids - like they're wearing each others clothes.

Speaking of which, Tom apparently offered his jacket to a woman who was shivering on the golf course and she said "no thanks!" Silly person - that jacket held Tom, you'd be one step removed from hugging him!
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[User Picture]From: chrisluvstommy
2012-04-03 09:15 pm (UTC)
Hilarious! I got your back Jack...hmm mmm
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2012-04-03 09:44 pm (UTC)
Thanks! Lovely icon: Love when he smiles with his eyes as well as his lips!
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[User Picture]From: seagull2eagle
2012-04-04 12:54 am (UTC)
What lovely pictures! He's looking very rugged (and scruffy, lol). Not quite the young boy he started as anymore. Still very yummy. ^^
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2012-04-04 03:59 am (UTC)
Big, gorgeous climbable man! I'd like to see his hair released from that hat: free the curls!
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[User Picture]From: jlvsclrk
2012-04-04 03:55 am (UTC)
Awww, a birthday 'spam for me! Thanks so much!!

And I too would totally watch this. Sounds infinitely more interesting than The Fog and Tom managed to make that watchable for me.
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2012-04-04 04:01 am (UTC)
You're welcome! For me the plot of The Fog was essentially: Tom's lips, Tom's face, Tom in the Shower. So I'm pretty easy!
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[User Picture]From: jlvsclrk
2012-04-04 05:04 am (UTC)
Absolutely! And then when they showed it on Fox last year, they cut out the shower scene! Dumbasses.
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