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Happy birthday, miss_tress! [Jan. 2nd, 2010|03:36 pm]
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It's miss_tress's birthday - a Clark-spam is required!


"Clark, sweetie. Even with your powers, I worry that people will take advantage of you. You're so sweet and trusting. Just be careful, okay?"

"I will, Mom."


"Why did the Captain of the football team suggest we practice in his bedroom? And where are the other guys?"


Chloe: "Clark, we demand an opportunity to get to at least second base with you!"
Lois: "That's right, Smallville! In the post-Lana era, it's only fair that you ante up those guns!"


Gosh, I hate to be unfair to the girls...but I don't know much about baseball & I don't carry a gun! Maybe I should just take my shirt off...


"Coach Teague, I want to improve my game but I don't see how this helps."
"Oh, your game has already improved, Clark. You're going to be a star!"


"Oliver, I don't think you actually need the Heimlich maneuver. If you can talk, you can breathe!"
"Never mind that, Clark. Just get behind me and thrust!!!"


"Lex, I want to save the world from Brainiac too - but I don't see how you wriggling in my lap is helping!"
"Oh, it helps, Clark. Trust me...just do that thing with your thigh again....YES."


Bend over for miss_tress's birthday? Why would she want that?


Spanks for Clark - and for the birthday girl as well! Hope you're having a great day!

'caps by acampbell
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-01-03 03:59 am (UTC)
We so rarely get a view of that cute booty!
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[User Picture]From: rosy5000
2010-01-02 10:09 pm (UTC)
I hate to admit it, but I don't know which caption I loved more... Ollie's or Lex's. lol Though, Lex does look VERY comfortable on Clark's lap there. ;)

That last pic.... Mmmmmmm!!!!!
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-01-03 03:59 am (UTC)
Though, Lex does look VERY comfortable on Clark's lap there.
I'd wager there was much giggling when Michael & Tom filmed that!
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[User Picture]From: christina_kat
2010-01-03 12:05 am (UTC)
That was amazing :)
I want to take advantage of him, too.

//"Oh, it helps, Clark. Trust me...just do that thing with your thigh again....YES."//

Ooooh, YEAH BABY!

The last cap is just a miracle for me!
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-01-03 04:00 am (UTC)
We all want to ravish poor innocent Clark!

The last cap is just a miracle for me!
Such a pert ass!
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[User Picture]From: acampbell
2010-01-03 01:53 am (UTC)
Hee!! Thanks for the chuckle!!

That cap of Clark's butt is just too much, isn't it?

miss_tress is one of my all-time favorite fandom people. Happy Birthday to her!

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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-01-03 04:01 am (UTC)
Tom has a fab little bum! SV should highlight it more often!
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[User Picture]From: iibnf
2010-01-03 07:58 am (UTC)
Just tell him you're taking his temperature.
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-01-03 07:35 pm (UTC)
Clark would totally accept that explanation!

(DVDs play fine - thanks again! Michael was such a little darling as Jack...)
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[User Picture]From: eternal_moonie
2010-01-03 07:58 pm (UTC)
HILARIOUS picspam! Happy belated birthday!
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-01-03 11:10 pm (UTC)
Thank you!
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[User Picture]From: miss_tress
2010-01-03 10:01 pm (UTC)
Now this might have to go down as the best internet present ever!

*hugs you so much*

Thank you!
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-01-03 11:10 pm (UTC)
Yay! Glad you liked it :)
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-01-05 02:42 am (UTC)
Oliver is a manipulative creature!
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