Happy birthday,  miss_tress! |
[Jan. 2nd, 2010|03:36 pm]
tasabian
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It's miss_tress's birthday - a Clark-spam is required!
"Clark, sweetie. Even with your powers, I worry that people will take advantage of you. You're so sweet and trusting. Just be careful, okay?"
"I will, Mom."
"Why did the Captain of the football team suggest we practice in his bedroom? And where are the other guys?"
Chloe: "Clark, we demand an opportunity to get to at least second base with you!"
Lois: "That's right, Smallville! In the post-Lana era, it's only fair that you ante up those guns!"
Gosh, I hate to be unfair to the girls...but I don't know much about baseball & I don't carry a gun! Maybe I should just take my shirt off...
"Coach Teague, I want to improve my game but I don't see how this helps."
"Oh, your game has already improved, Clark. You're going to be a star!"
"Oliver, I don't think you actually need the Heimlich maneuver. If you can talk, you can breathe!"
"Never mind that, Clark. Just get behind me and thrust!!!"
"Lex, I want to save the world from Brainiac too - but I don't see how you wriggling in my lap is helping!"
"Oh, it helps, Clark. Trust me...just do that thing with your thigh again....YES."
Bend over for miss_tress's birthday? Why would she want that?
Spanks for Clark - and for the birthday girl as well! Hope you're having a great day!
'caps by acampbell |
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