|Happy birthday, azrielle_jones!
||[Jan. 14th, 2010|06:31 pm]
Happy birthday, azrielle_jones! Hope it's an awesome, Booshy & Ben Foldsy, Misha/Michaely kind of day! But there must be Clex as well....
"Clark, I think you'll really like my new girlfriend..."
"She's intelligent, beautiful..."
"I've never met a woman quite like her."
"I can't wait for you to meet her."
"I can wait, Lex. I can wait FOREVER."
"What do you mean?"
"I mean, I don't want you dating girls, Lex. No more girls! Ever again."
"So you'd prefer I limited myself to men..."
"That's not funny!"
"Well, are you going to make me a counter-offer, Clark? Or am I expected to live a life of celibacy from now on?" *grumpy*
"You can have...me. I don't have a lot of experience. You'd have to, you know, teach me everything. But I'm definitely willing to learn...and there's lots of stuff I want to try with you, Lex. I think about it a LOT, especially at bed time..."
Lex decides to start teaching Clark immediately!
Clark rushes them both back to the barn for some Crazy-Naked-Sex!!!!
'caps by acampbell