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Happy birthday, enderwiggin24! [Jan. 24th, 2010|04:49 pm]
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Today is the birthday of the All-knowing Mistress of Clex, enderwiggin24! To celebrate, a little ClexOliver triangle!



"Clark, you didn't check in at Watchtower today. No one knew where you were!"
"I was fine. Just had some...personal business."


"This business wasn't with Lex Luthor, was it? You wouldn't see him again, not after all that's happened..."


"Oliver, I said it was personal. I don't want to talk about it."


"YOU STAY AWAY FROM CLARK. He doesn't love you, it takes every fibre of his will power not to KILL you!"


"Oliver, you went to see Lex after I asked you not to. I'm warning you: leave him alone!"


"I just want you to be safe, Clark. I hate that he's still alive, knowing your secret."
"You should be GRATEFUL he's alive, Oliver. It means you're no longer his murderer."


"Just so you know: I'll kill you again in a heartbeat - if you come within a mile of Clark!"


"An intervention? For me? I don't understand."


"You won't leave Lex alone, you constantly threaten him. You're acting like a jealous boyfriend, Oliver, and you & I aren't even dating!"


*overcome with emotion*


"Look, Oliver. You're a good friend. Don't go down this path. I'm asking you..."


"Oh, Clark....why does it have to be so HARD?"


I'll stay away from Lex. I'll keep my promise to Clark.


TWO HOURS LATER

"If you ever touch Clark again, I swear I will put so many arrows in you!!!"


Lex: "You say this so often, you should set it to music!"


"STOP, OLIVER!!! I am taking Lex home right now!"


NEXT MORNING

"Is this real? Did that really happen?"


"It is; it did! Now, come back to bed, Lex! And please do that "thing" with your tongue again..."


MEANWHILE, ON THE OTHER SIDE OF METROPOLIS

"Okay, this time I'm REALLY gonna kill him!"


HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ENDER!!!

'caps by acampbell, HomeOfTheNutty and SMallville Dedication.
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[User Picture]From: christina_kat
2010-01-24 09:54 pm (UTC)
LMAO! Oliver is so paranoid and obsessed with Clark. This was really fun.
I loved the part where the boys ended up in bed together.

//"It is; it did! Now, come back to bed, Lex! And please do that "thing" with your tongue again..."//

Can I watch? *hee*
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[User Picture]From: herohunter
2010-01-24 11:03 pm (UTC)
Meep! Hon where did you get that Michael pic from your icon?
I've never seen that version before!!
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[User Picture]From: tariel22
2010-01-24 10:41 pm (UTC)
Happy Birthday, enderwiggin24!

What a wonderful story! *giggles* You've captured Oliver perfectly! The poor boy will never get what he wants, but I understand his obsession completely. :)

I love how you always take what the show has given us and make it better. Thank you!
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-01-24 11:17 pm (UTC)
You've captured Oliver perfectly! The poor boy will never get what he wants, but I understand his obsession completely.
Justin does so well with the yearning looks, bless his heart!

I love how you always take what the show has given us and make it better.
Aw, thanks love! Both Lex and Ollie always look smitten with Clark and furious with each other so there was no shortage of 'caps.
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[User Picture]From: herohunter
2010-01-24 11:04 pm (UTC)
LOVED THIS!!!
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-01-24 11:17 pm (UTC)
Yay! Thanks, hon!
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[User Picture]From: ctbn60
2010-01-24 11:10 pm (UTC)
Wow this was great!! I totally love your version and would have paid good money to see it happen that way. Especially clark and lex in bed together!

A very happy birthday to enderwiggin24 too!!
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-01-24 11:18 pm (UTC)
Thank you!

I totally love your version and would have paid good money to see it happen that way. Especially clark and lex in bed together!
Once they finally fall into bed together, they're NEVER coming out of there!
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[User Picture]From: danceswithgary
2010-01-25 12:00 am (UTC)
What a great gift for Ender!

Happy Birthday, fellow mod!
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-01-25 12:23 am (UTC)
Thanks!
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[User Picture]From: rosy5000
2010-01-25 12:22 am (UTC)
Possessive/protective Clark is the best!

Why do we never get to see the good parts on tv? And what exactly does Lex do with his tongue? ;)
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-01-25 12:24 am (UTC)
Possessive/protective Clark is the best!
He's so sexy when he's protecting his Baby!

And what exactly does Lex do with his tongue? ;)
Only Clark knows the answer...and he isn't sharing!
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[User Picture]From: whimsywinx
2010-01-25 12:31 am (UTC)
Happy birthday, birthday girl!

"Oh, Clark....why does it have to be so HARD?"

So subtle, I almost fell off the futon laughing.
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-01-25 12:40 am (UTC)
"Oh, Clark....why does it have to be so HARD?"
Poor Oliver is so distraught he does not perceive his double entendre!
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[User Picture]From: acampbell
2010-01-25 12:47 am (UTC)
That's so cute! I'm so glad my guys wound up together!

And the best of birthdays to the wonderful Ender!! What would SV fandom do without her?
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-01-25 02:36 am (UTC)
I'm so glad my guys wound up together!
In my universe, they always get their happy ending!

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[User Picture]From: iibnf
2010-01-25 02:20 am (UTC)
Fandom can never have enough 'fuck yous' to Oliver IMO.
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-01-25 02:35 am (UTC)
Oliver's not one of my favourites but he does make a great obstacle for Clex to overcome in fic! (Justin seems like a sweetie though!)
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[User Picture]From: gyri
2010-01-25 03:48 am (UTC)
Tee hee! That's awesome. I just about fell out of my chair at this line:

"You won't leave Lex alone, you constantly threaten him. You're acting like a jealous boyfriend, Oliver, and you & I aren't even dating!"

*snorfle*
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-01-25 04:14 am (UTC)
Thank you! Poor Oliver - all the stress of dating Clark and none of the benefits!
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[User Picture]From: earthseed_fic
2010-01-25 03:58 am (UTC)
OMG! You should write every episode of Smallville. Loved it.

Lex: "You say this so often, you should set it to music!"

HA!
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-01-25 04:15 am (UTC)
Thank you! I love a snarky Lex.
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[User Picture]From: twilighthdfan
2010-01-25 09:08 am (UTC)
LMAO! That was awesome. Poor Oliver, clearly head over heels for Clark and yet Clark only sees him as a friend (at least in my universe). Hee. And I love that Lex was the shocked one and Clark was all 'come back to bed'.

And just what can Lex do with that talented tongue of his?
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-01-26 02:15 am (UTC)
Thank you!

Poor Oliver, clearly head over heels for Clark and yet Clark only sees him as a friend (at least in my universe)
In my universe also!

And just what can Lex do with that talented tongue of his?</i. He can make Superman wriggle and moan, yes he can!
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[User Picture]From: carolandtom
2010-01-25 11:05 am (UTC)
lol

In the SV universe Oliver only makes sense if he's in love/obsessed about Clark. But of course Clark would choose Lex!

Great gift for Ender! And Happy Birthday to her!
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-01-26 02:16 am (UTC)
In the SV universe Oliver only makes sense if he's in love/obsessed about Clark.
When Justin gets a chance to portray Ollie's yearning (Bride, Kandor) he's always very good!
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[User Picture]From: seagull2eagle
2010-01-25 07:18 pm (UTC)
ROTFL! ^_____^ That was wonderful :)
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-01-26 02:16 am (UTC)
Thank you!
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[User Picture]From: enderwiggin24
2010-01-26 12:29 pm (UTC)
ohhh how come you are so brilliant!
*pets ollie, you should go and search for Lois and Chloe and have some threesome with them*

thanks for this awesome b-day pressie :D

*though I am afraid, soon I will know nothing of clex anymore, no thanks to my Ueberboss, and workrelated shit stuff*
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-01-26 11:01 pm (UTC)
You're welcome! Hope it was a great day.

pets ollie, you should go and search for Lois and Chloe and have some threesome with them
That's exactly what he should do!

I am afraid, soon I will know nothing of clex anymore, no thanks to my Ueberboss, and workrelated shit stuff
I hope not :( Clex needs you!
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