|Happy birthday mahaliem! Clex trade bodies!
||[Feb. 6th, 2010|03:22 pm]
Happy birthday to mahaliem, one of my first LJ friends, one of the sweetest people in fandom - and also one of the best writers! This picspam is inspired by one of my favourite (and funniest) of her stories Under my Skin, in which the guys develop mutual telepathy, with sexy results!
What if, a la Transference, they'd swapped bodies as well?
(WARNING: possibly NSFW!)
One day there was a magical flare over Kansas...
Lex woke up in Clark's body...
and Clark woke up in Lex's body!
Clark: This is my chance to find out all of Lex's secrets! Like where he keeps his secret lab and why his skin is so soft. So soft...I like touching Lex.
Maybe I'll just head back to bed for a little while...
Lex: I've got a shower, a mirror, a really big hand....YES.
Oh that's good, YEAH. Give it to me, Clark! MORE!!!
Okay, that's enough of using Lex's body for er, recreational purposes. I've got to start figuring out his evil plans, unlocking the mysteries of Lex....like why he always smells so good...
Maybe just five more minutes in bed...
Oh yeah. That feels good. You don't get tired, do you Clark? CLARK!!!
"Mrs KENT!!!" I mean... "Mom?"
"Sweetie, you've been in the shower for over two hours. And you keep yelling out your own name. It's weird. I think it's time to get up and start your day, Clark."
"There's lots of work to do in the barn!"
"Okay, I did it. I got dressed. Now, to investigate Lex's lab...."
One Hour Later
"What am I doing?!! Naked on a table...Even in a lab, I can't resist Lex's hot body!"
"This is Lex leaving a message for Lex: jerking off in Clark's barn might be even better than jerking off in Clark's shower!"
"You ready to come out and play again, Big Boy?"
"And could you be a butt plug? Yes, I think you could!"
Damnit, why am I back in bed again? Have you no self-control, Kal_El?
This is the Best Day Ever!
A second magical flare returns the boys to their own bodies...
Oliver: "So you were in Lex Luthor's body for the entire day and you found out.....nothing? What were you doing, Clark?"
"Why won't you tell me? Why are you leaving?"
"Lex, about yesterday..."
"Did you get in trouble with the Justice League for not foiling my "evil plans"?
"Yeah...did you get in trouble with the Injustice League for not taking over the world?"
"Yeah, it was totally worth it though! I already miss your body, Clark."
"And I miss yours....want to lend it to me, Lex?"
"Thought you'd never ask!"
And there begins another day of Not Foiling Plans and Not Taking Over the World! The End.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to a wonderful LJ friend!!!! Hope that it is a relaxing day!
'caps by acampbell and SmallvilleDedication.