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Happy birthday mahaliem! Clex trade bodies! [Feb. 6th, 2010|03:22 pm]
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Happy birthday to mahaliem, one of my first LJ friends, one of the sweetest people in fandom - and also one of the best writers! This picspam is inspired by one of my favourite (and funniest) of her stories Under my Skin, in which the guys develop mutual telepathy, with sexy results!

What if, a la Transference, they'd swapped bodies as well?

(WARNING: possibly NSFW!)



One day there was a magical flare over Kansas...


Lex woke up in Clark's body...


and Clark woke up in Lex's body!


Clark: This is my chance to find out all of Lex's secrets! Like where he keeps his secret lab and why his skin is so soft. So soft...I like touching Lex.


Maybe I'll just head back to bed for a little while...


Lex: I've got a shower, a mirror, a really big hand....YES.


Oh that's good, YEAH. Give it to me, Clark! MORE!!!


Okay, that's enough of using Lex's body for er, recreational purposes. I've got to start figuring out his evil plans, unlocking the mysteries of Lex....like why he always smells so good...


Maybe just five more minutes in bed...


Oh yeah. That feels good. You don't get tired, do you Clark? CLARK!!!


"Mrs KENT!!!" I mean... "Mom?"


"Sweetie, you've been in the shower for over two hours. And you keep yelling out your own name. It's weird. I think it's time to get up and start your day, Clark."


"There's lots of work to do in the barn!"


"Okay, I did it. I got dressed. Now, to investigate Lex's lab...."


One Hour Later

"What am I doing?!! Naked on a table...Even in a lab, I can't resist Lex's hot body!"


"This is Lex leaving a message for Lex: jerking off in Clark's barn might be even better than jerking off in Clark's shower!"


"You ready to come out and play again, Big Boy?"


"And could you be a butt plug? Yes, I think you could!"


Damnit, why am I back in bed again? Have you no self-control, Kal_El?


This is the Best Day Ever!


A second magical flare returns the boys to their own bodies...


Oliver: "So you were in Lex Luthor's body for the entire day and you found out.....nothing? What were you doing, Clark?"


"Why won't you tell me? Why are you leaving?"


"Lex, about yesterday..."


"Did you get in trouble with the Justice League for not foiling my "evil plans"?


"Yeah...did you get in trouble with the Injustice League for not taking over the world?"


"Yeah, it was totally worth it though! I already miss your body, Clark."


"And I miss yours....want to lend it to me, Lex?"
"Thought you'd never ask!"


And there begins another day of Not Foiling Plans and Not Taking Over the World! The End.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to a wonderful LJ friend!!!! Hope that it is a relaxing day!

'caps by acampbell and SmallvilleDedication.
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[User Picture]From: ctbn60
2010-02-06 08:44 pm (UTC)
This was totally BRILLIANT!! I'm smiling and grinning through the whole thing! Well done.

Happy Birthday mahaliem. I will have to check out her story!
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-02-06 11:24 pm (UTC)
Thank you! I always wanted a Clex body-swap on the show - but it would have been too naughty for prime-time!

All of mahaliem's stories are very happy-making!

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[User Picture]From: lonelywalker
2010-02-06 08:52 pm (UTC)
"Sweetie, you've been in the shower for over two hours. And you keep yelling out your own name. It's weird."

*dies* Clearly this plot desperately needs to happen.
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-02-06 11:24 pm (UTC)
Martha, trying so hard to be tactful...
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[User Picture]From: myownghost
2010-02-06 08:54 pm (UTC)
that's wonderful, tas! :D

happy birthday, mahaliem!
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-02-06 11:25 pm (UTC)
Thank you!
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[User Picture]From: danceswithgary
2010-02-06 09:04 pm (UTC)
Laugh out LOUD funny! :-D

And Happy Birthday, mahaliem!

Edited at 2010-02-06 09:05 pm (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-02-06 11:25 pm (UTC)
Thank you!
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[User Picture]From: complicat
2010-02-06 09:49 pm (UTC)
Heheh, genius!
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-02-06 11:25 pm (UTC)
Thank you!
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[User Picture]From: rosy5000
2010-02-06 10:24 pm (UTC)
*falls over laughing*

Clearly, now they just need to spend a few days in bed together. ;D

"And could you be a butt plug? Yes, I think you could!"

ROTFLMAO!!!!!
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-02-06 11:26 pm (UTC)
Thank you!

Clearly, now they just need to spend a few days in bed together.
Clark and Lex in each other's arms = a world in balance!
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[User Picture]From: christina_kat
2010-02-06 10:45 pm (UTC)
YOU ARE JUST AMAZING. You are thinking the best things ;)
Loved the picspam so much!!
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-02-06 11:26 pm (UTC)
Thank you!

You are thinking the best things ;)
The naughtiest things!
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[User Picture]From: azrielle_jones
2010-02-06 10:45 pm (UTC)
I think this is my favorite pic story ever!
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-02-06 11:26 pm (UTC)
Thank you!
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[User Picture]From: gyri
2010-02-06 11:53 pm (UTC)
Hilarious!
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-02-07 12:21 am (UTC)
Thanks!
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[User Picture]From: jlvsclrk
2010-02-07 12:19 am (UTC)
Here's to many more days of Not Foiling Plans and Not Taking Over the World!
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-02-07 12:22 am (UTC)
Not just peace in the bedroom - peace on earth!
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[User Picture]From: jeannev
2010-02-07 03:43 am (UTC)
LOL You so crazy! And I mean that in a good way.
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-02-07 03:52 am (UTC)
Wouldn't that have been the best episode ever? And cheap to film too!
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[User Picture]From: twinsarein
2010-02-07 05:15 am (UTC)
Utterly fantastic! Thats the best pic story I've ever read. Right from the start I was laughing and the pictures just made a funny story even more hilarious - Martha especially. OMG! The cap you had and the words that went with it *falls down laughing*

All the self-pleasure they were indulging in, the well-known scene of Clark looking down his own pants, looking at the crushed football as a buttplug *funny and thoughts of ouch at the same time*

It certainly compliments mahaliem's story well. Fantastic job and great fun. Thanks for sharing this with all of us.
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-02-07 07:50 pm (UTC)
Thanks very much!

All the self-pleasure they were indulging in, the well-known scene of Clark looking down his own pants, looking at the crushed football as a buttplug *funny and thoughts of ouch at the same time*
Lex would not let a single moment in Clark's body go to waste! He's going to fit in every single one of his fantasies, oh yes!
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[User Picture]From: twilighthdfan
2010-02-07 05:43 am (UTC)
LMAO. This was fantastic and hilarious. I couldn't help but laugh (and my sister kept laughing at me because I was laughing).

I loved every line, but I think my favourite has to be: "Sweetie, you've been in the shower for over two hours. And you keep yelling out your own name. It's weird. I think it's time to get up and start your day, Clark." ROTFL.

Happy birthday to mahaliem :).
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-02-07 07:48 pm (UTC)
Thank you! Poor Martha, trying to be so understanding & patient...
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[User Picture]From: mahaliem
2010-02-07 07:43 am (UTC)
I adore you so much! Thank you for this absolutely wonderful and hilarious gift. This is the best picspam story ever!!!

*hugs you over and over again*
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-02-07 07:47 pm (UTC)
*hugs* Glad you liked it and hope you had a great birthday, and got to have a little time just for yourself!
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[User Picture]From: xparrot
2010-02-07 08:24 am (UTC)
AHAHAHAHAH. Especially Lex & the mirror and Martha's "You keep calling your own name, it's disturbing!" XDDDD
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-02-07 07:46 pm (UTC)
Lex is pleased to find a mirror in the barn as well! Poor Martha has a lot to put up with!
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