|Happy birthday, drusplace!
||[May. 5th, 2010|07:15 pm]
Hope you're having an awesome day! Michael and James want to put on a little show for you...
"Lex, we should join forces, merge our energies. It is, and has always been, our destiny."
"Oh, not this again..."
"Listen, Brainiac. You're not a person, you're a computer. Even in a hot package, I'm not going to merge with you. Brainiac is not a sexual entity. You are not sexy."
"Incorrect, Lex Luthor. Although Brainiac may be an asexual character, I carry the sexuality of my past and future roles - like Spike and that Torchwood guy! Therefore, I am the first sexy Brainiac."
"Diagrams of us "merging?" How is this hot? And why do I have to be upside down?"
"The vessel is always upside down."
"I'd rather merge with Clark!" *pouts*
"After I have made you my vessel, then we will both merge with Clark. It will be very enjoyable!"
You're just going to use me like everyone else does. *pouts more*
"No, I will stay with you and take over the world with you and then take over the universe with you. We are FOREVER, Lex Luthor."
"Maybe we can make out just a little..."
"Can I turn you upside down?"
"Not on the first date!"
Happy Birthday, doll! Hope you didn't get caught in the rain! 'caps by acampbell