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Happy birthday, drusplace! [May. 5th, 2010|07:15 pm]
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Hope you're having an awesome day! Michael and James want to put on a little show for you...



"Lex, we should join forces, merge our energies. It is, and has always been, our destiny."

"Oh, not this again..."

"Listen, Brainiac. You're not a person, you're a computer. Even in a hot package, I'm not going to merge with you. Brainiac is not a sexual entity. You are not sexy."

"Incorrect, Lex Luthor. Although Brainiac may be an asexual character, I carry the sexuality of my past and future roles - like Spike and that Torchwood guy! Therefore, I am the first sexy Brainiac."

"Diagrams of us "merging?" How is this hot? And why do I have to be upside down?"

"The vessel is always upside down."

"I'd rather merge with Clark!" *pouts*

"After I have made you my vessel, then we will both merge with Clark. It will be very enjoyable!"

You're just going to use me like everyone else does. *pouts more*

"No, I will stay with you and take over the world with you and then take over the universe with you. We are FOREVER, Lex Luthor."

"Well..."

"Maybe we can make out just a little..."
"Can I turn you upside down?"
"Not on the first date!"


Happy Birthday, doll! Hope you didn't get caught in the rain! 'caps by acampbell
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[User Picture]From: danceswithgary
2010-05-06 12:05 am (UTC)
Diagrams. *snicker*
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-05-06 01:57 am (UTC)
Brainiac is a highly organized suitor!
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[User Picture]From: drusplace
2010-05-06 12:45 am (UTC)
I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was just awesome and I can't stop laughing! Thank you!
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-05-06 01:57 am (UTC)
Yay! Glad you liked it & hope you had a fabulous day!
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[User Picture]From: xparrot
2010-05-06 01:12 am (UTC)
Although Brainiac may be an asexual character, I carry the sexuality of my past and future roles - like Spike and that Torchwood guy!

mwahahahah! (so true, too...)
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-05-06 01:58 am (UTC)
James has forever reconfigured Brainy!
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[User Picture]From: rosy5000
2010-05-06 01:26 am (UTC)
*snickers* That Torchwood guy! lol

Only Clark's allowed to turn Lex upside down. ;)
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-05-06 01:58 am (UTC)
Only Clark's allowed to turn Lex upside down.
Clark totally agrees with you!
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[User Picture]From: ladydreamer
2010-05-06 03:45 am (UTC)
Hee hee! I love this. Oh, the love of the Lexiac! The expressions work so well. Why so pretty, Mikey?
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-05-06 03:58 am (UTC)
Thanks! He's always pretty but he's SUPER RIDICULOUSLY pretty in "Thirst", a pouty haughty darling!
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[User Picture]From: jakrar
2010-05-06 04:05 pm (UTC)
*completely cracks up* Awesome alliance!
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-05-07 12:51 am (UTC)
In Justice League, Brainiac is living in Lex's tummy - sexy times!
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From: dramaa_princess
2010-05-06 07:16 pm (UTC)
hahaha LOL!
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-05-07 12:50 am (UTC)
They are MEANT 2 B!
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From: dramaa_princess
2010-05-07 05:43 am (UTC)
sure :P
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[User Picture]From: complicat
2010-05-06 07:40 pm (UTC)
Heh, looks like the diagrams won Lex over! That and the promise of some Clark-merging, of course!
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-05-07 12:50 am (UTC)
looks like the diagrams won Lex over!
Brainiac's own version of the Kama Sutra!
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[User Picture]From: earthseed_fic
2010-05-06 08:11 pm (UTC)
"The vessel is always upside down." *snerk*
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-05-07 12:49 am (UTC)
Lex is so pretty upside down!
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-05-07 12:49 am (UTC)
Brainiac knows how to sweet talk!
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