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Happy birthday, norwich! [Jun. 24th, 2010|07:36 pm]
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Happy birthday, Nora! Hope it's a fantastic day. Here's a little SV-SPN crossover for you....Dean has a very strange dream.



I had the weirdest dream...I was in a church, making sure I had all my fingers. Yep, ten!
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There was this girl...
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"Sweetheart, are we an item? 'Cause if I live here, the carousel horse has got to go. Way too girly."
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Who's this guy?
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Wait, am I dating him now? This feels like a date. I find him disturbingly hot.
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Son of a bitch, this is confusing!
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Is he trying to make me jealous?
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I'll show him. I'll....avert my eyes.
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And this other dude keeps turning up to stare at me. What, dude? WHAT?
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But he just smirks and leaves.
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"Will you please tell me what's going on in this crazy town?"
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"Averting the eyes? That's MY thing. And quit with the pouting."
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"Lex, every time you appear in the dream, things get pervy."
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"Like this! That's it - I'm breaking up with you."
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"Little help? Of course, you only have eyes for HIM. I'm breaking up with you too."
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If I end up wearing this robe, I will carve out my subconscious mind with a Qtip, swear to god.
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"I can't take any more! I'm leaving this dream."
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"Your pouting won't stop me!"
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If I die in the dream, I'll wake up. I'll be free!
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He caught me? That's....actually kinda romantic. Maybe this dream ends with a sex scene...
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Oh, Clark. Yes, CLARK! Wait, why is Lex here? Oh. OH! Yes, both of you, together, PLEASE!
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*wakes up at worst possible time* DAMNIT!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 'caps by acampbell
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[User Picture]From: norwich36
2010-06-25 12:19 am (UTC)
Thank you! That was very slashalicious and hilarious! (See, this is what really happened the 2 (or 4) years Sam was in college--Dean went undercover as a football coach!)

And considering the respective length of time he was on both shows, Smallville clearly has the better half-naked-in-bondage JA ratio than Supernatural does.
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-06-25 02:08 am (UTC)
Happy b-day!

(See, this is what really happened the 2 (or 4) years Sam was in college--Dean went undercover as a football coach!)
Yes! Would love if SPN ever made a little reference to Dean's "coaching years!"

Smallville clearly has the better half-naked-in-bondage JA ratio than Supernatural does.
There was a recent quote from Jensen saying he thinks scenes with nudity are a bad idea because it "detracts from the plot." Does he not understand his purpose in this world? GET THAT SHIRT OFF!
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[User Picture]From: mahaliem
2010-06-25 01:09 am (UTC)
"Sweetheart, are we an item? 'Cause if I live here, the carousel horse has got to go. Way too girly."

Hee! This is terrific! I love your sense of humor.
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-06-25 02:05 am (UTC)
Thank you!

Dean prefers a minimalist decor!
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[User Picture]From: roxymissrose
2010-06-25 01:34 am (UTC)
LOL!
I love these!!!
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-06-25 02:05 am (UTC)
Thank you!
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[User Picture]From: xparrot
2010-06-25 02:24 am (UTC)
Bwaah!

I was in a church, making sure I had all my fingers. Yep, ten!

Yay, Dean can count! XDDD
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-06-25 02:29 am (UTC)
He's clever that way!
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[User Picture]From: rosy5000
2010-06-25 03:19 am (UTC)
*giggles* I almost feel bad for Dean. Waking up right when dreams get to the best part sucks. lol
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-06-25 03:40 am (UTC)
I am jealous of Dean's dream & I wouldn't want to wake up from it!

Edited at 2010-06-25 03:41 am (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: earthseed_fic
2010-06-26 01:35 am (UTC)
Sweetheart, are we an item?
I love it when Dean calls people sweetheart, even wehn he's being all sarcastic. And I love how flummoxed he is here. Dean hates it when he can't figure out what's going on. *pets him*
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-06-26 11:36 pm (UTC)
Jensen is very cute when his characters are confused!
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[User Picture]From: sue_dreams
2010-06-26 05:32 pm (UTC)
Your stories are always fantastic and so amusing.
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-06-26 11:36 pm (UTC)
Aw! Thank you :)
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[User Picture]From: christina_kat
2010-06-27 06:22 pm (UTC)
HILARIOUS and so hot at the end! *claps*
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2010-06-27 08:17 pm (UTC)
Lucky Dean! I want to have that dream ;)
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