|Happy birthday, norwich!
||[Jun. 24th, 2010|07:36 pm]
Happy birthday, Nora! Hope it's a fantastic day. Here's a little SV-SPN crossover for you....Dean has a very strange dream.
I had the weirdest dream...I was in a church, making sure I had all my fingers. Yep, ten!
There was this girl...
"Sweetheart, are we an item? 'Cause if I live here, the carousel horse has got to go. Way too girly."
Who's this guy?
Wait, am I dating him now? This feels like a date. I find him disturbingly hot.
Son of a bitch, this is confusing!
Is he trying to make me jealous?
I'll show him. I'll....avert my eyes.
And this other dude keeps turning up to stare at me. What, dude? WHAT?
But he just smirks and leaves.
"Will you please tell me what's going on in this crazy town?"
"Averting the eyes? That's MY thing. And quit with the pouting."
"Lex, every time you appear in the dream, things get pervy."
"Like this! That's it - I'm breaking up with you."
"Little help? Of course, you only have eyes for HIM. I'm breaking up with you too."
If I end up wearing this robe, I will carve out my subconscious mind with a Qtip, swear to god.
"I can't take any more! I'm leaving this dream."
"Your pouting won't stop me!"
If I die in the dream, I'll wake up. I'll be free!
He caught me? That's....actually kinda romantic. Maybe this dream ends with a sex scene...
Oh, Clark. Yes, CLARK! Wait, why is Lex here? Oh. OH! Yes, both of you, together, PLEASE!
*wakes up at worst possible time* DAMNIT!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 'caps by acampbell