Happy birthday iibnf! This calls for some Clexy-Lexy silliness!
Busy day ahead! Time to take over the world.
I'll just see what Clark's doing first...have to watch him like a hawk. Camera A!
I'm glad that NO ONE IS WATCHING.
Or I'd be very self-conscious right now.
Wow. Maybe I should watch just a little more, to be on the safe side.
This yoga position is known as "The Sleeping Star."
Shower time! Oops, did I drop the soap?
Yes you did. YesYesYes.
Sleep well, my Pretty, for tomorrow the world will be mine!
The next day, at a Metropolis Gala
So Lex, taking over the world, how's THAT going?
Why? Are you getting worried, Superma-I mean-Clark?
Not really. I've discovered that the easiest way to keep you busy? Is by taking off my shirt, doing farm chores naked, skinnydipping...
And Lex, the next time I drop the soap....why don't you come over and help me find it? In fact, I think there may be soap on my floor RIGHT NOW!
PROLONGED SUPER-SEX! THE END.
Happy birthday, darling! Hope it's a very good day.
'caps by acampbell