Why did you come here, Lex? To carry out an Evil Plan?
Look at him smiling, wallowing in his wickedness. Lex is so pretty! Wait, no he ISN'T. He's a bad, dangerous man!
What's your Evil Plan, Lex? Tell me!
Lex: Got your nose!
(Lex was willing to return Clark's nose in exchange for a kiss, which turned into an hour of kissing, which turned into a night of sex, which became a June Wedding. The End.)
Happy birthday - have a fabulous day!
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