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Happy birthday ctbn60 ! Fic Round-up 2010 [Jan. 3rd, 2011|10:51 pm]
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Here's my fic output for 2010!

Clex

Circe's Gift

Valentine Barn

The Relapse

Containment

Lazy Morning

Returning

Simpler Times

Also quite a few Michael/Tom fics which can be found here!

Tomorrow it's Icon Queen ctbn60's birthday! Here's a little pic-story for you!



Since it hasn't worked out too well with girls, Clark has decided to re-enter the dating scene! Unfortunately his first date isn't going well....

Date:"Hello, Gorgeous! You look so good, I would pay for it and fortunately I have LOTS of money!"
Clark: This guy's kinda creepy.
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"So what does it take to turn you on, Clark?"
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*Clark notices a bald head in the background and wishes it was Lex.*
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Date: "Here's what turns me on! Me, behind you. You're naked, your legs are spread....get the picture, Clark?! We could have a great time together!"
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"I bet you're a moaner, Clark! I love moaners!"
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"Uh, guy I just met? I think we're moving a little fast. I don't think...this is going to work out."
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Later, back at the barn...

Well, that was creepy....wait, how'd you get in here?
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"I followed you! I'm in love with you, Clark!"
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"And if you're ass-shy, that's okay. We can do other stuff."
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"Like oral! I'm great at oral - watch!"
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"He tried to do WHAT to you? Do you want me to have him killed? Of course you can come over, Clark, but I can have him killed too: it's no bother. Are you sure?"
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"Clark. no one has the right to do that to you..."
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I wish Lex would do that to me.
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"Clark, I feel like there's something you're not telling me."
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"C'mon. What is it? You can tell me anything..."
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"I...I don't want anyone but you, Lex. I think about you all the time, even when I'm riding the tractor. Especially when I'm riding the tractor!"
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"Then carry me upstairs, Clark, and make both our dreams come true!"
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Epilogue: Lex still wanted to kill the guy but Clark wouldn't let him so it was a happy ending for everyone!

And a very Happy Birthday to you!

'caps by acampbell
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[User Picture]From: twinsarein
2011-01-04 04:54 am (UTC)
*snorfle* What an interpretation of that scene - I loved it!! You are awesome, and this is a fantastic birthday present.
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2011-01-04 05:00 am (UTC)
I couldn't resist the potential of those 'caps - poor Clark looks so violated and that guy is very handsy! No billionaire can resist Clark.
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[User Picture]From: twinsarein
2011-01-04 05:41 am (UTC)
There really should be more fic about Clark with his billionaires. I know there's a couple, but it isn't explored nearly enough. although, maybe not the first guy above. *ick* Just the other billionaires that are always all over him.

Btw, I love your new icon!
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2011-01-05 12:41 am (UTC)
The birthday girl made the icon!

There really should be more fic about Clark with his billionaires.
Lex, Ollie, Graham, Virgil Swann, Jason and inevitably Bruce...every billionaire wants to buy himself a Clark!

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[User Picture]From: rosy5000
2011-01-04 05:24 am (UTC)
That guy was creepy anyways, but in this context, he was extra creepy. Ewwww!!!!

LOL So... the tractor reminds Clark of Lex eh? *giggles*

I think Lex should at least be allowed to hurt that guy a little. *g*
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2011-01-05 12:39 am (UTC)
That guy was creepy anyways, but in this context, he was extra creepy.
He was very creepy with Clark on the actual episode - he sent Clark a flatscreen Tv & Clark got excited because he thought it was from Lex!

So... the tractor reminds Clark of Lex eh?
Both fun to ride!
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From: (Anonymous)
2011-06-05 01:33 pm (UTC)
This was awesome! lol Lex is so cute when he is all jealous :D

He was very creepy with Clark on the actual episode - he sent Clark a flatscreen Tv & Clark got excited because he thought it was from Lex!

... Wait, what? Could you tell me in what episode this happened? O.O I can't believe this... the slash is practically canon! Poor Lois...
You know, when Clark in the Finale has to stop a bomb I thought "Hmm, he can't marry Lois again because SOMEONE put a bomb somewhere... it was totally Lex!" :D
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2011-06-06 01:45 am (UTC)
The episode was called "Fade." The creepy dude ends up asking both Clark and Lois to a party.

You know, when Clark in the Finale has to stop a bomb I thought "Hmm, he can't marry Lois again because SOMEONE put a bomb somewhere... it was totally Lex!"
Hee! Excellent theory!
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[User Picture]From: ctbn60
2011-01-04 01:34 pm (UTC)
Yay this was totally awesome! It's amazing how the pictures fit your captions so well. Poor Clark I think he should have let lex hurt him a little but he did bring Clark and lex closer and get them into bed so maybe he deserves a prize for that lol.

The line about Clark thinking about lex while riding the tractor really cracked me up! Thank you hon this was great!!!
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2011-01-05 12:37 am (UTC)
Happy B-day!

The line about Clark thinking about lex while riding the tractor really cracked me up!
To be fair, he thinks about Lex ALL the time!

I think he should have let lex hurt him a little but he did bring Clark and lex closer and get them into bed so maybe he deserves a prize for that
He can have second prize: Oliver!
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[User Picture]From: danceswithgary
2011-01-04 02:13 pm (UTC)
Lex shoulda offed the guy. *nods*

I loved all your CLex stories this year and look forward to more!

Oh, and Happy Birthday, ctbn60 !!!
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2011-01-05 12:36 am (UTC)
Thank you!

Lex shoulda offed the guy.
He really wanted to!
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[User Picture]From: jlvsclrk
2011-01-04 05:15 pm (UTC)
Too, too funny. Love it!
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2011-01-05 12:35 am (UTC)
Clark's a one-man guy, not cut out to play the field..
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2011-01-05 12:35 am (UTC)
Aw, thanks!

that date-guy was coming on WAY too fast, stepping in on Lex's territory!
Poor Clark, he was getting all kinds of bad touches!

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[User Picture]From: amberwitch
2011-03-10 08:22 pm (UTC)

I love your stories

And I really appreciate you doing a yearly roundup, otherwise I would have missed some of these gems:-)
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2011-03-18 01:37 am (UTC)

Re: I love your stories

Thank you! That's lovely feedback to get :)

(Sorry for late reply - LJ comments are wonky lately.)
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