|Happy birthday ctbn60 ! Fic Round-up 2010
||[Jan. 3rd, 2011|10:51 pm]
Here's my fic output for 2010!
Also quite a few Michael/Tom fics which can be found here!
Tomorrow it's Icon Queen ctbn60's birthday! Here's a little pic-story for you!
Since it hasn't worked out too well with girls, Clark has decided to re-enter the dating scene! Unfortunately his first date isn't going well....
Date:"Hello, Gorgeous! You look so good, I would pay for it and fortunately I have LOTS of money!"
Clark: This guy's kinda creepy.
"So what does it take to turn you on, Clark?"
*Clark notices a bald head in the background and wishes it was Lex.*
Date: "Here's what turns me on! Me, behind you. You're naked, your legs are spread....get the picture, Clark?! We could have a great time together!"
"I bet you're a moaner, Clark! I love moaners!"
"Uh, guy I just met? I think we're moving a little fast. I don't think...this is going to work out."
Later, back at the barn...
Well, that was creepy....wait, how'd you get in here?
"I followed you! I'm in love with you, Clark!"
"And if you're ass-shy, that's okay. We can do other stuff."
"Like oral! I'm great at oral - watch!"
"He tried to do WHAT to you? Do you want me to have him killed? Of course you can come over, Clark, but I can have him killed too: it's no bother. Are you sure?"
"Clark. no one has the right to do that to you..."
I wish Lex would do that to me.
"Clark, I feel like there's something you're not telling me."
"C'mon. What is it? You can tell me anything..."
"I...I don't want anyone but you, Lex. I think about you all the time, even when I'm riding the tractor. Especially when I'm riding the tractor!"
"Then carry me upstairs, Clark, and make both our dreams come true!"
Epilogue: Lex still wanted to kill the guy but Clark wouldn't let him so it was a happy ending for everyone!
And a very Happy Birthday to you!
'caps by acampbell