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Happy birthday mahaliem! [Feb. 6th, 2011|03:27 pm]
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For the lovely mahaliem's birthday: a bit of Clex silliness...

One day, Clark bought a book of limericks.
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It would change his life.



"There once was farmer in Kansas
Who wore a big hat made of canvas
though the hat made him cough
he would not take it off
Because his head looked like a man's ass!"

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"Dude, that's awesome. You came up with that on your own? The last poem I wrote rhymed "cat" with "rat"!"
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"I like limericks. It's weird but they relax me.
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"When Dad said "go get your chores done
And remember to close the barn door, Son!"
I did as he said
But wished that instead
I could write - limericks are much more fun!"

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"Limericks make the world seem simple, you know? Manageable. Five lines and thirty-seven syllables."
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"I'd like to try a Spanish limerick but I can't quite get the cadence right."
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"At the Talon, the have the best muffins
With butter and jam you can stuff in...


I'm still working on the rest!
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"It's great, Clark. When you're done we can put it on the marquee outside. We haven't had a poem before."
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"Hey, Lex!"
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"So I hear you've taken to poetry..."
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"You told me once that poetry is a great tool for seduction. I don't know if that applies to limericks..."
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"A poem is a poem, Clark. I have great respect for the form. I was wondering if you'd written one about me."
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"You can't ask me that! It's embarrassing."
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"But I really want to hear it!"
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"No way! You'll tease me."
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"I always tease you. But nothing ventured, nothing gained."
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"I love how Lex sprawls in his chairs.
The way he says "Clark" and then stares.
I like being his buddy
hanging out in the study
But I wish he would take me upstairs.
"
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"Did you like my poem, Lex?"
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*is speechless and thoroughly seduced*
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For the next couple of hours, Clark and Lex were too busy to discuss poetry but when Lex fell asleep, Clark left a private limerick under his pillow.

Have a wonderful birthday, my dear!

'caps by acampbell & DTS)
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[User Picture]From: earthseed_fic
2011-02-06 08:52 pm (UTC)
Love love love! The old school pretty, the original gang, the limericks! I totally want to see that limerick he left under Lex's pillow.
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2011-02-06 10:12 pm (UTC)
Thank you!

I totally want to see that limerick he left under Lex's pillow.
He found a word that rhymes well with Lex....
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[User Picture]From: danceswithgary
2011-02-06 09:06 pm (UTC)
Great limericks and Happy Birthday, mahaliem!
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2011-02-06 10:13 pm (UTC)
Thank you!
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[User Picture]From: xparrot
2011-02-06 10:01 pm (UTC)
XDXDXDXD Clark you're such a brilliant poet!

(also mmmm pretty study!Lex...)
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2011-02-06 10:14 pm (UTC)
mmmm pretty study!Lex?
Such a sultry, pretty darling!

Clark you're such a brilliant poet!
He'll try his hand at haikus next!
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[User Picture]From: complicat
2011-02-06 10:23 pm (UTC)
Heheh! Love the limericks - the last one especially!
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2011-02-06 10:24 pm (UTC)
Clark is a cheeky minx!
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[User Picture]From: jeannev
2011-02-06 10:25 pm (UTC)
OMG, I bow before your awesomeness!
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2011-02-06 10:39 pm (UTC)
Clark could seduce me with poetry any time! (Or even without poetry...)
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[User Picture]From: lapetite_kiki
2011-02-06 11:02 pm (UTC)
Hee!
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2011-02-06 11:11 pm (UTC)
♥♥♥♥♥
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[User Picture]From: talitha78
2011-02-06 11:29 pm (UTC)
LOL. This is hilarious and somehow really sweet, too.
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2011-02-06 11:35 pm (UTC)
Thank you! I miss the days when Clark would read books in the barn - every time he had a problem, he'd bring out a different book. So cute.
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[User Picture]From: rosy5000
2011-02-07 12:54 am (UTC)
hee Great limericks! Especially LOVE the one about Lex. ;) I can only image what Lex's private limerick was about. ;D hehe ♥
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2011-02-07 01:02 am (UTC)
Thank you

I can only image what Lex's private limerick was about.
Clark was both lyrical and quite naughty!
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[User Picture]From: christina_kat
2011-02-07 02:07 am (UTC)
OMG that is genius! I loved Clark's last poem and the capture you used for him looks really seductive. Yum!
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2011-02-07 02:20 am (UTC)
Hey, you! * hugs*

I loved Clark's last poem and the capture you used for him looks really seductive.
I like that shot because it's a little more Tom than Clark. Clark is shy but Tom is not!
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[User Picture]From: ctbn60
2011-02-07 02:55 am (UTC)
This was WONDERFUL!!!

Happy Birthday mahaliem!
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2011-02-07 03:09 am (UTC)
Thank you! *pets birthday boys in your icon*
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2011-02-07 04:05 am (UTC)
Thank you!

You must post Clark's pillow-talk limerick to Lex. You MUST.
Hee! I don't think I could come up with one as sexy as Clark could write, all happy & post-coital in Lex's arms...Lex would wake up, read it, & fall for Clark even harder!
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[User Picture]From: twinsarein
2011-02-07 04:47 am (UTC)
Okay, you're beyond brilliant. This was fabulous - the caps were amazing and the limericks so creative. I can see why Lex was so seduced at the end. Lucky man.
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2011-02-07 06:24 pm (UTC)
Aw, thanks so much! The limericks were fun to write (not that Clark needs to do anything to seduce Lex beyond walking through the door!)
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[User Picture]From: mahaliem
2011-02-07 05:14 am (UTC)
You really are amazing! I love the story, the limericks were wonderful (especially that last one), and the screencap choice is perfect.

Thank you so very, very much! This made me smile and laugh and feel very grateful to have a friend like you. *hugs*
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2011-02-07 06:25 pm (UTC)
Yay! I'm glad you liked it & hope your birthday was fun & relaxing.

the screencap choice is perfect.
The Clex-flirting is so strong in that scene from "Tempest"!
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[User Picture]From: cheerful_earl
2011-02-07 06:41 am (UTC)
Heee! That's so cute. Love the limericks! :D
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2011-02-07 06:22 pm (UTC)
Thank you! Did you notice the author of Clark's limerick book is Megan Poss? (SV's favourite fake name!)
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[User Picture]From: seagull2eagle
2011-02-08 11:20 pm (UTC)
I adore this! So brilliant. ^_______^

"Did you like my poem, Lex?" The looks on their faces...
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2011-02-09 03:05 am (UTC)
Thank you!

The looks on their faces...
Clark's not looking shy there...a little Tom peeking through!
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