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Happy birthday xparrot! [Nov. 3rd, 2011|11:33 pm]
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Happy Birthday, xparrot! You've been Clex-spammed :)

"You're planning something, Lex! I've got my eye on you. I never take my eyes OFF you."
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"I know you're hiding secrets, Clark. And I will strip away your mask and lay you bare."
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"NOT IF I STRIP YOU FIRST!"
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"Lex, if you go ahead with the Injustice League, I will take you down!"
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"Oh, there will be taking indeed, Superman."
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"The taking of YOU. By ME."
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"Lex, I swear on the yellow sun that I will take you so hard and so thoroughly, the Oxford English Dictionary will redefine the word "take" and put a picture of you next to it."
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"Can't an honest businessman accomplish anything for Metropolis without you and your overly revealing tights getting in my face and sticking your nose into my private places..."
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Clark: "Oh, I know ALL of your private places, Lex. Your soft, dark, musky, private places.. all open to me. Wide open...."
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"Now, that justice had been done and I've foiled your latest evil plot, it's time to watch you squirm, Lex."
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"And also feel you squirm. That's it, squirm HARDER. Justice requires wriggling. And possibly spanking."
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Clark:"Wherever you go, I'll be there to keep an eye on you. Until the end of time itself."
Lex: "And I'll be there to read your lips, those pretty lying lips....wait, was that a proposal?"
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It was.
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"Never thought they'd figure it out...guess I owe you $10."
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

'caps by acampbell
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[User Picture]From: rosy5000
2011-11-04 04:06 am (UTC)
Seriously, you do come up with the best spams. :D It's funny how so many of these lines sound like they could have come right out of the show. *g*

Oh, yes, Clark... Enjoy the squirming. ;) Glad to see that Chloe knew they'd eventually figure it out. hee!
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2011-11-05 12:53 am (UTC)
It's funny how so many of these lines sound like they could have come right out of the show.
I know! The show crammed so much innuendo in, I could have just used SV scripted lines!

Oh, yes, Clark... Enjoy the squirming. ;)
When that ep first aired, I practically wore out the tape, rewinding to see Michael in Tom's lap. It's a shame the boys didn't do commentary on that ep, because they must have been giggling over it!

Glad to see that Chloe knew they'd eventually figure it out. hee!
Just took a little time!
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[User Picture]From: roxymissrose
2011-11-04 04:21 am (UTC)
*FALLS DOWN LAUGHING*!!!!!!

"Now, that justice had been done and I've foiled your latest evil plot, it's time to watch you squirm, Lex--And also feel you squirm. That's it, squirm HARDER. Justice requires wriggling. And possibly spanking."

BEST LINE EVER!!!
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2011-11-05 12:54 am (UTC)
Lex has to sit in the "naughty corner", which is conveniently located atop Clark's package!
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[User Picture]From: twilighthdfan
2011-11-04 04:23 am (UTC)
LMAO. Loved it all, but that last quote with the cap was awesome. Hee. Ah boys you're so stupid sometimes.
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2011-11-05 12:54 am (UTC)
Thanks, my dear! It's only a mild exaggeration of actual SV dialogue!
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[User Picture]From: twinsarein
2011-11-04 10:38 am (UTC)
EXcellent!! Their intensity is amazing and hilarious. I shivered with the yummy at the same time I laughed with funny.
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2011-11-05 12:55 am (UTC)
Yay! What a lovely comment :)
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[User Picture]From: suzycat
2011-11-04 11:19 am (UTC)
LOL!
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2011-11-05 12:55 am (UTC)
BOYS. THEIR LOVE....ETERNAL.
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[User Picture]From: gnine
2011-11-04 11:36 am (UTC)
Justice requires wriggling. And possibly spanking.

BAHAHAHHAA! The whole thing was brilliant, but that is line slayed me DEAD! *dies laughing*

Tis a thing of beauty, truly, I'm sure she'll love it! ^_^
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2011-11-05 12:56 am (UTC)
Great icon! And it speaks the truth!

Thanks so much!
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[User Picture]From: fruitbat00
2011-11-04 12:48 pm (UTC)
OMG I love it *g* You are so evil :)
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2011-11-05 12:57 am (UTC)
The Eternal Struggle between Good and (not really) Evol is best played out in the bedroom! (Or on Lex's pool table.)
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[User Picture]From: fruitbat00
2011-11-05 01:04 am (UTC)
I totally agree. And I do have a thing for Lex and the pool table.... *g*
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[User Picture]From: patrese1
2011-11-04 02:20 pm (UTC)
I am still laughing :) This was great!
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2011-11-05 12:57 am (UTC)
Thanks, my dear!
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[User Picture]From: josephina_x
2011-11-04 04:28 pm (UTC)
*giggles* Sounded just like their confrontation in the finale, only more so, with Moar Supaaman :)

--That last 'cap was just icing on the cake!
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2011-11-05 12:58 am (UTC)
Sounded just like their confrontation in the finale, only more so, with Moar Supaaman :)
Yes, the actual SV dialogue is so slashy-sexy, it barely needs any tweaking!

That last 'cap was just icing on the cake!
The girls know the score!
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[User Picture]From: safina_chos
2011-11-04 05:00 pm (UTC)
LMAO SO MANY FABULOUS LINES! YOU ARE THE BEST<3
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2011-11-05 12:59 am (UTC)
Thanks, my dear! Glad you enjoyed :)
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[User Picture]From: xparrot
2011-11-04 11:02 pm (UTC)
Justice requires wriggling. And possibly spanking."

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!

Oh god thank you so much for this, you have no idea how much I needed it! ^_____________^

ETA: The girls at the end, SO MUCH WIN! Really, you've outdone yourself, I'm honored *^^*

Edited at 2011-11-04 11:03 pm (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2011-11-05 12:59 am (UTC)
You're most welcome and I hope that your birthday has been a good one!

As long as Lex is clasped in Clark's lap, all is right with the world!
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