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Happy Birthday mahaliem! How Clark REALLY Defeats Villains...

Happy Birthday mahaliem! How does Clark defeat the villains of Smallville? His greatest power is rarely acknowledged, yet oh-so-potent....

"I will thwart your wicked plan."
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"Oh really?"
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Clark's so beautiful...it's hard to concentrate. C'mon now, focus!
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"I'm not going to let you hurt anyone, understand?"
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Aw shit, did I giggle? Was that a girlish giggle? His mouth...Stop looking at his mouth. Clark's lips have nothing to do with ravaging the world, it doesn't matter how lush they are. Lush and soft and-
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AND SO DOOMSDAY WAS VANQUISHED. NEXT!

I like this pose. It flatters my profile. I'll just keep sitting like this until Kal-El comes home!
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"Zod! What are you doing in my house?"
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Ooh, he looks so good and he smells good too. Would love to dip my nose in the hollow of his neck and- CONQUER THE WORLD.
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"Whatever you're planning, I WILL stop you."
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Should I undress? Was that a good cue? Maybe not yet. No, I mean, KILL ALL HUMANS!
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"You try anything, Zod, I mean anything and you'll find yourself imprisoned in the Phantom Zone."
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Oh Kal-El, can't you see I would eagerly give myself up to imprisonment...IN YOUR ARMS? We could rule this silly planet together...Sigh
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AND SO ZOD COMES TO AN EMO END.

Kal-El is very large but I could climb him.
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I am not programmed to notice pectorals and yet I do.
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"Tell me, Brainiac, what is your fiendish scheme?"
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"Kal-El, a merger between the two of us would be advantageous to both. With our shared programming we could-"
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"I am NOT taking over the world with you!"
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"With my infinite knowledge and your ass, I mean, assets....there is nothing we can't accomplish if we are together. And by together, I mean sharing a body. Your body."
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CONTEMPLATION OF CLARK'S BODY CAUSES A MASSIVE PROGRAMMING GLITCH AND BRAINIAC IS DEFEATED. BUT ONE VILLAIN FINDS THAT HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY.

Lex: "Clark, I am staring at you intently because your face is beautiful and I need to commit every part of it to memory. My hand is on your shoulder because I like touching you. I am standing close because my goal is to draw you closer until every part of me is touching every part of you. My eyes are a little dreamy because I'm imagining licking a pattern along the ridge of your abdomen..."
Clark: "Wait - No world conquering?"
Lex: "No, just sex."
Clark: "Have at it!"
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MY DEAR! *HUGS*

'caps by Smallville Dedication
Tags: birthday, clex
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