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Happy Birthday ctbn60! - tasabian
[Jan. 4th, 2014|
's birthday! To celebrate: Clex.
"Lex, we're breaking up! I'm so mad at you."
This news doesn't upset me or anything.
See if I care. I don't care.
Clark may have powers but so do I: the power of Epic Side Eye.
I'm going to show how much I don't care by lurking in Clark's loft, majestically curling my lip.
I'm not going to change my expression until Clark comes back to me.
*One week later*
"Clark. What a surprise."
"I miss you Lex. I want you back. I've been thinking about you every night. And to show you I'm truly sorry...I want you to spank me."
"Well....if you insist."
SUPER-SPANKING FOLLOWED BY SUPERSEXING!
2014-01-05 01:43 am (UTC)
I hope he didn't spank Clark too hard, that would hurt hand. Talk about buns of steel! *G*
Clark likes being spanked 'cause it tickles!