Tom (to Michael): "I think you're a beautiful wonderful person. You have a big generous heart."
Michael: "We're starting to do these other things, these Smallville Nights, intimate readings and stuff."
Tom: "I'm so excited for that."
Tom (to Michael): "You're a catch! You're a great catch!"
Michael: “We are like old men, in a way….I joined a tennis club up the street. We go swimming, we go in the Jacuzzi, we sauna…”
Tom: “We both say it the same way.”
Michael: “Like Christopher Walken. Ready?”
Tom & Michael: “Sauna!”
Tom: “It’s fun. Michael’s naked. I don’t know why!”