|Justice League picspam for polytikal
||[Oct. 21st, 2008|06:05 pm]
Ever since I've known polytikal, he's been wanting one thing: Justice League orgy-fic!
So in honour of your birthday, a picspam on that very theme! (kinda!)
Guys....we have a serious problem. Clark's moping....and I think we all know what he needs!
It's hard for guys like him and me to get some, you know? Without, like, killing our partners!
I don't understand what you're talkin about....(30 seconds goes by) Oh, you're talking about SEX!
Our next mission: Get Clark laid!
Two hours later:
Clark: Victor, I'm so confused. First Bart invites me to the beach and steals my bathing suit and now you want to do something at your place? Do what?
Victor: Uh, never mind Clark. I guess it wasn't meant to be. Want to jump off some buildings and make craters instead?
Arthur doesn't believe in subtlety. Oh hi there, Clark!
Clark: Arthur, where are your clothes?! Did someone steal them? I bet it was Lex. He stole my clothes once! I better go find him!
Fine! The rest of you can quit - but not me! Queens are made of sterner stuff and I will seduce Clark, damnit!
Ollie tries playing hard to get:
Then he tries being obvious:
Then he tries being REALLY obvious:
Clark: Hmmmm. Oliver must want to play a game....I remember playing games with Lex.
Like "Hunt the wire."
And "Ponies". Lex loved playing Ponies!
I don't want to play a game, Clark. I just want you to LOVE me.
So Clark relents!
And Oliver doesn't even mind that Clark shouts out "Lex!" twice and something that sounds like "CHLOISANA!" once
(Well, he doesn't mind TOO much.)
'caps by acampbell, oxoniensis, Devoted, Home of the Nutty, Firebunny and Sv_Fan.