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Happy birthday, rosy5000! [May. 14th, 2009|07:13 am]
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Today is rosy5000's birthday - one of the sweetest people I know in fandom! So of course, I had to Clex-spam her!



*thrusts posts into yielding ground*


Why does doing this always make me think about Lex? I wonder what he's doing right now? Maybe he's bending over the pool table....hey, my eyes are getting hot!


*truck explodes*


Son, you have to be a bit more careful with your heat vision...


Chloe: "That's weird. We were just talking about Lex and that lamp exploded."
Clark: "That IS weird!"


"Clark, it's natural to....touch yourself. Everyone does it. But maybe you should find a private spot outside. The barn is so flammable."


LEXLEXLEX *explosion*


"Okay, maybe moving outdoors wasn't a great idea. Maybe you should go and hang out with your friends. Distract yourself."


*think unsexy thoughts! think unsexy thought!*


"Hi, Clark!"


Oh no!!!!

*sprays fire wildly*


"Clark, I can't help noticing a certain trend-"


"Trend? What trend? This is Smallville, Lex. Weird stuff....just happens."


Lex is wearing a tight shirt today...and he keeps doing sexy stuff with his mouth...


Oh no, I set him on fire!


"LEX! PLEASE DON'T BE HURT!"

"Clark, I'm starting to see a pattern here."


*the next day*

"Son, I'm sorry to say: I don't think it's safe for you to hang out with Lana and Chloe any more. In fact, avoiding girls altogether might be a good idea."


"I couldn't agree more."


"Hi, Lex!"


"Mr. Kent, I suggest that Clark comes to stay with me in Metropolis for a few days. We can go to all the museums, maybe a hockey game...I wrote up an itinerary."


*Jonathan thinks it over; Martha notices that Lex's nose is singed and draws her own conclusions*


"I think that's a very generous offer, Lex. Clark! Put on your formal flannel and pack your pajamas!"


"Lex, aren't you afraid of what could happen? When we're alone together, I get so excited..."

"I wouldn't have it any other way. I can handle you, big boy."

"Oh, and the penthouse comes equipped with flame retardant walls, several dozen fire extinguishers and a sprinkler system. Nothing's going to stop us, Clark!"

I have the best boyfriend in the world!


THE END

'caps by acampbell

Happy birthday, darling! Wishing you an awesome day and birthday dreams of Lex and Clark and Harrison Ford, with "Silent Lucidity" on the soundtrack!
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[User Picture]From: me_and_thee
2009-05-14 12:30 pm (UTC)
First of all, thank you rosy5000 for being born today, thus prompting this brilliant picspam! XD

"Son, I'm sorry to say: I don't think it's safe for you to hang out with Lana and Chloe any more. In fact, avoiding girls altogether might be a good idea."

"I couldn't agree more."


That makes 193615329372623625167489437 two of us!

"I wouldn't have it any other way. I can handle you, big boy."

AWWW. SEE?! THAT'S WHY THEY'RE SO PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER!!

.:is possibly deranged, this shouldn't sound that sweet, should it?:.

I have the best boyfriend in the world!

OH, YEAH, YOU SO DO.

Needless to say, it was an awesome 'spam, as usual, but the one thing that slays me is the third cap from Phoenix. The LOVE is just overwhelming.

Though I realize I might be biased, seeing how, as far as I'm concerned, that's the series finale!
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2009-05-15 01:11 am (UTC)
Thank you!

THAT'S WHY THEY'RE SO PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER!!
They are MADE TO BE!

but the one thing that slays me is the third cap from Phoenix. The LOVE is just overwhelming.
Clark is such a happy-puppy to see Lex!

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[User Picture]From: iibnf
2009-05-14 12:34 pm (UTC)
Ha, adorable!


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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2009-05-15 01:11 am (UTC)
Thank you!
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[User Picture]From: christina_kat
2009-05-14 12:51 pm (UTC)
AMAZING!
//I have the best boyfriend in the world!//
His expression is awesome!

Yay Clex!
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2009-05-15 01:12 am (UTC)
His expression is awesome!
He knows he's a lucky boy!
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[User Picture]From: mahaliem
2009-05-14 02:00 pm (UTC)
This was so cute and funny! I love it!
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2009-05-15 01:12 am (UTC)
Thank you!
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[User Picture]From: cinderella81
2009-05-14 02:15 pm (UTC)
Hee!!!!!!!!

That is just totally hysterical and totally perfect!!!

They're meant to be! *nods*
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2009-05-15 01:12 am (UTC)
Thank you!

They're meant to be!
They complete each other!
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[User Picture]From: lexalicious70
2009-05-14 02:55 pm (UTC)
WHEEE! That was fun! Another great spam, Tas!

And Happy Birthday, rosy5000!! I hope you have a wonderful day!
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[User Picture]From: rosy5000
2009-05-14 03:02 pm (UTC)
*hugs* Thanks. :)
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[User Picture]From: rosy5000
2009-05-14 03:02 pm (UTC)
hehe OMG! This may be the best yet! :D And definitely one of the best pressies I could ever get! :D

I love Jonathan telling Clark to pack his formal flannel. hehe

And Martha catching on who is causing Clark to get all hot and bothered! ;)

"Oh, and the penthouse comes equipped with flame retardant walls, several dozen fire extinguishers and a sprinkler system. Nothing's going to stop us, Clark!"

lol Lex is certainly going to be prepared! lol *giggles*

Wishing you an awesome day and birthday dreams of Lex and Clark and Harrison Ford, with "Silent Lucidity" on the soundtrack!

WHOOO! That much awesomeness in one day would kill me! lol :)

*hugs* Thank you for the very awesomest picspam! ♥
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2009-05-15 01:14 am (UTC)
Thank you! Hope you're having a tremendous day!

Lex is certainly going to be prepared!
Nothing will keep him from his Clark!

Martha catching on who is causing Clark to get all hot and bothered!
She's a smart cookie!
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2009-05-15 01:14 am (UTC)
Lex IS the best boyfriend eveh!!! ;)
Clark's so lucky!
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[User Picture]From: tariel22
2009-05-14 04:28 pm (UTC)
Happy Birthday, rosy5000!

OMG, this one is definitely going in my Tas Top Ten! LOLOL! Once again I am left in awe of your cracktastic storytelling skills! This picspam makes me laugh, but even more it brings me pure, unadulterated JOY! Your dialogue is hilarious, and your cap choices are inspired. *giggles* Thank you so much for sharing this with all of us! I'll be smiling all day just thinking about it!
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2009-05-15 01:15 am (UTC)
Aw, thanks sweetie! That's very gratifying to hear. It's lots of fun to play with those pretty screencaps.
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[User Picture]From: lapetite_kiki
2009-05-14 04:46 pm (UTC)
Hehehe! Too funny!
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2009-05-15 01:15 am (UTC)
Thanks, Kiki!
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[User Picture]From: idunnoit
2009-05-14 05:50 pm (UTC)
LOL

That's perfect. Love it.
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2009-05-15 01:15 am (UTC)
Thank you!
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[User Picture]From: complicat
2009-05-14 08:03 pm (UTC)
Heheh, love it!

Also, I am very amused by the idea of Clark having formal flannel. I bet he does!
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2009-05-15 01:20 am (UTC)
Thank you!

I am very amused by the idea of Clark having formal flannel. I bet he does!
This scene from "Run" made me think of that - Clark & Jonathan in their "city flannels."
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[User Picture]From: jh_july001
2009-05-15 12:40 am (UTC)
awww!!Thats so cute!!<3 Lex is the BEST!!
Oh no, I set him on fire!
LOL!
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2009-05-15 01:16 am (UTC)
Lex is the BEST!!
He's a very understanding boyfriend!
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[User Picture]From: jakrar
2009-05-16 12:52 am (UTC)
This is great -- especially Lex's determination to fully enjoy his Clark! *bows low to the Mistress of Pic Spams*
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2009-05-16 05:57 pm (UTC)
Thank you!

especially Lex's determination to fully enjoy his Clark!
He's not going to let a little fire defeat him!
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2009-05-21 03:06 am (UTC)
Yay!!!
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