|Happy birthday, herohunter - Lex/Dean spam!
||[Jun. 5th, 2009|06:47 pm]
YAY for Michael and Tom at the Lakers game! A big thank you to everyone who posted the pics - they made my day! And Michael is such a fangirl-facilitator - he KNEW that twittering about Tom would send everyone photo-hunting. Maybe he'll even post a Tom photo of his own? *hopes* Wouldn't it be awesome to see a new photo of the boys together?
It's herohunter's birthday and since she likes Lex and Dean, I thought I'd try a crossover picspam. Dean and Sam have a new case....
"Getting tied to chairs? Knocked unconscious? There's a lot going on in Smallville! Are there many victims to interview?"
"No, just one."
"What???? You mean all the bondage and chair-tying happened to ONE guy?"
"That's right, Sammy. Lex Luthor's got a story to tell."
"Mr Luthor? I'm Agent Page. Jimmy Page."
"Sure you are."
Dean: "Lex, tell me about these mysterious attacks..."
-30 seconds later-
Dean: "WHAT THE HELL? How'd we get here? We were just talking and now we're in freakin' chains!"
Lex: "Welcome to Smallville."
Dean: "And who's THIS guy?"
Clark: "Lex, I can't believe you got tied up again!"
Dean: "Dude, who are you?"
Clark: "Um....I'm working on a term paper?"
Dean: "Where the hell did he go?"
Lex: "Clark has a habit of doing that."
Dean: "What - he appears like the Anti-Bondage fairy and then vanishes again?"
"Lex, what's really going on here?"
"Well, "Agent Page", it's like this...."
-30 Seconds later-
"SON OF A BITCH! NOT AGAIN!"
"Sammy, it just doesn't make sense....the universe seems to want this guy tied up!"
"It makes sense to me! You have a crush. Dean and Lexy, sitting in a tree..."
"Oh, you're begging for an ass-kicking!"
-ONE DAY LATER-
"Lex, I'm starting to develop a theory....and to prove it, I tied you up myself!"
"You're making a big mistake..."
"Lex, either you're a demon, a very sexy demon that thrives on bondage..."
"Or you're deliberately putting yourself in danger so that someone will rescue you. And you're in danger now, Lex, or didn't you notice?"
*angry red-blue-blur races to the rescue*
*Dean knocked unconscious*
Dean: "I've got your number, buddy! And I'm not going to be used as part of your sick, sexy games!"
Lex: "But Clark and I were going to ask you to join in!"
"So....there wasn't any demon and there wasn't any crime. You just got caught between two jealous guys in an overly dramatic relationship?"
"I said I don't want to talk about it!"
-Later that night-
Oh Lex. We could have been so good together.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ASH!!!
'caps by acampbell, oxoniensis SmallvilleDedication and SupernaturalGallery