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Smallville: What I noticed about Crossfire [Nov. 4th, 2009|08:37 pm]
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I think there's a SERIOUS conspiracy going on here, for reals! (Spoilers for "Crossfire" and "Kandor" inside.)



In this scene, Clark is about to be handed a microphone and I went: "Whoa! Unexpected Oliver!" It's not actually Oliver but he looks remarkably similar...

Not!Oliver calls Clark "Big Boy"and leers at him.

And then does this, which is somehow weird and phallic. Hand at crotch-level, why?


So...one Oliver lookalike isn't a conspiracy, but look who's coming up next week in "Kandor". This is Jor-El? We've seen Clark's daddy and he was not a rangy, spiky-haired blond.

I think this is an older Oliver from the future who has come back in time to mess with Clark's head, I really do.

Argh! That's Clark's dildo and Lex's purple testicle thingy. Stop playing with precious Clex artifacts, time-traveling Oliver!

Soon every SV role that's not Clark will be filled by Oliver. "I'm all around you, Clark. You can't escape me. "


Oh, and "Crossfire" also had Tess killing this bald guy to prove she is more bad-ass than he was. I am suspicious of that symbolism!


We are not amused.


'caps by kryptonsite & smallville PH.
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2009-11-05 03:48 am (UTC)
And I wish I could watch Smallville at your house, it would be even more fun!!
And even louder - I talk to the screen quite a bit, We could provide our own commentary: "Clark, isn't it time for some more scrapbooking and perhaps a shirtless reverie in the garden?"

I've been saying Jor-El looks more like Oliver's dad than Clark's. I love that you came up with an explanation for the resemblance! You're always way more imaginative and entertaining than the people who write this show!
You're too kind! One has to wonder if one of the SV casting people is so Justin-smitten that he or she pays him tribute in the form of look-alikes. More Olivers, everywhere!

I loved that, especially since you know in RL that actor has got to be in complete awe of Tom.
I'm not sure if that actor is even acting...I can leer convincingly at Tom and I'm not an actor!

Maybe he's explaining what SHOULD have happened the night the Fortress collapsed around the boys.
OMIGOSH, you're so right! This is Clark getting the Kryptonian sex talk at long last!

Yeah, I was wondering why he had to be bald myself. I agree with Lex! Boo, Smallville!
Dawnybee pointed out that bald guy was very Billy Zane-esque so perhaps they intended BZ commentary...or else Michael gently sidestepped the latest invitation to return & someone is pouting. At least, real!bald!guy is a step up from fake!Lex.

I'm so glad you still watch and treat us to your wonderful observations!
Aw ♥ ♥ ♥ I'm so indebted to you for giving me a proper review to get me up to speed, and clip links as well. "Big boy" made me so happy - someone should call Clark that every single episode.
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[User Picture]From: tariel22
2009-11-05 04:07 am (UTC)
We could provide our own commentary: "Clark, isn't it time for some more scrapbooking and perhaps a shirtless reverie in the garden?"

LOL! I've been know to say a few things during the episodes myself. Like yelling, "Are you f**king kidding me?!" when Fake!Lex showed up in Echo. :)

One has to wonder if one of the SV casting people is so Justin-smitten that he or she pays him tribute in the form of look-alikes. More Olivers, everywhere!

That wouldn't surprise me at all. And I'll bet poor Justin is embarrassed by it. Remember how he would always make a point to be gracious when AlMiles gushed over him, and try to turn the conversation away from himself? Especially when they kept bringing up the possibility of a spin-off.

I can leer convincingly at Tom and I'm not an actor!

Well, I certainly couldn't put two words together if I were standing that close to him! I'm sure I'd be like a deer in the headlights!
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2009-11-05 04:24 am (UTC)
I've been know to say a few things during the episodes myself. Like yelling, "Are you f**king kidding me?!" when Fake!Lex showed up in Echo. :)
Oh, yeah. I hollered at that too. Or possibly growled.

I think my loudest SV yell was Lex going back to save Clark in Nemesis: "YES", followed by happy babbling. They still love each other!

And I'll bet poor Justin is embarrassed by it. Remember how he would always make a point to be gracious when AlMiles gushed over him, and try to turn the conversation away from himself?
Not to mention how many times the poor man is maneuvered out of his shirt - JH's lot in life seems to be half-naked and oiled!

I'm sure I'd be like a deer in the headlights!
I was thus when I met Michael so I know it'd be the same with Tom!
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