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Smallville: What I noticed about Crossfire [Nov. 4th, 2009|08:37 pm]
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I think there's a SERIOUS conspiracy going on here, for reals! (Spoilers for "Crossfire" and "Kandor" inside.)

In this scene, Clark is about to be handed a microphone and I went: "Whoa! Unexpected Oliver!" It's not actually Oliver but he looks remarkably similar...

Not!Oliver calls Clark "Big Boy"and leers at him.

And then does this, which is somehow weird and phallic. Hand at crotch-level, why?

So...one Oliver lookalike isn't a conspiracy, but look who's coming up next week in "Kandor". This is Jor-El? We've seen Clark's daddy and he was not a rangy, spiky-haired blond.

I think this is an older Oliver from the future who has come back in time to mess with Clark's head, I really do.

Argh! That's Clark's dildo and Lex's purple testicle thingy. Stop playing with precious Clex artifacts, time-traveling Oliver!

Soon every SV role that's not Clark will be filled by Oliver. "I'm all around you, Clark. You can't escape me. "

Oh, and "Crossfire" also had Tess killing this bald guy to prove she is more bad-ass than he was. I am suspicious of that symbolism!

We are not amused.

'caps by kryptonsite & smallville PH.

[User Picture]From: tasabian
2009-11-05 05:06 am (UTC)
Seriously, what man calls another man "big boy" unless he's on the make for him?!
And it sails right over Clark's innocent head...

I would love if this was some mega twist and that Oliver joined the ranks of the Kandorian army and this is his future self coming to the past to stop Clark before he became such a hero. It makes sense, Oliver *is* a cockblocker.
He's going to go back in time and throw himself into the river before Lex does, to get the jump on Clark mouth-to-mouth, isn't he? Bastard!

He's showing Kal-El how to stick his blue dildo into Lex's purple thingy. Foolish, absent Jor-El doesn't realize, duh, Clark's been there, done that. A lot.
Heh, Clark will be rolling his eyes. (And maybe wiping away a Lex-nostalgic tear..)
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