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Smallville: What I noticed about Crossfire [Nov. 4th, 2009|08:37 pm]
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I think there's a SERIOUS conspiracy going on here, for reals! (Spoilers for "Crossfire" and "Kandor" inside.)



In this scene, Clark is about to be handed a microphone and I went: "Whoa! Unexpected Oliver!" It's not actually Oliver but he looks remarkably similar...

Not!Oliver calls Clark "Big Boy"and leers at him.

And then does this, which is somehow weird and phallic. Hand at crotch-level, why?


So...one Oliver lookalike isn't a conspiracy, but look who's coming up next week in "Kandor". This is Jor-El? We've seen Clark's daddy and he was not a rangy, spiky-haired blond.

I think this is an older Oliver from the future who has come back in time to mess with Clark's head, I really do.

Argh! That's Clark's dildo and Lex's purple testicle thingy. Stop playing with precious Clex artifacts, time-traveling Oliver!

Soon every SV role that's not Clark will be filled by Oliver. "I'm all around you, Clark. You can't escape me. "


Oh, and "Crossfire" also had Tess killing this bald guy to prove she is more bad-ass than he was. I am suspicious of that symbolism!


We are not amused.


'caps by kryptonsite & smallville PH.
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[User Picture]From: goodvibe
2009-11-05 04:46 pm (UTC)
Heh! I love your observations. I'm onboard for this 'really-oliver-come-from-the-future' theory.

But honestly, I mean whomevers bright idea it was to cast Sands as TW's father? Should basically have his head checked. And what makes it worse is that we've seen Lara now too, so ::how:: did we get Clark?!

Here's another conspiracy theory for ya - maybe the El's adopted too--- ;-)
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[User Picture]From: tasabian
2009-11-06 12:29 am (UTC)
Here's another conspiracy theory for ya - maybe the El's adopted too--- ;-)
If Zod turns out to be Clark's real father I will die laughing!

But honestly, I mean whomevers bright idea it was to cast Sands as TW's father? Should basically have his head checked. And what makes it worse is that we've seen Lara now too, so ::how:: did we get Clark?!
They were probably looking for a "name" British actor with an affordable price tag...but Sands seems such a peculiar choice. I wonder if his total lack of resemblance to Clark will even be addressed?
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